May 8, 2009
Lindsay Lohan & bulldog.

Lindsay Lohan & bulldog.

May 5, 2009
Nothing like a little Sevin Nyne and cocaine to get yourself looking great.

Nothing like a little Sevin Nyne and cocaine to get yourself looking great.

Do I really have to graduate, or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?

Do I really have to graduate, or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?

May 2, 2009
(from Lunch Bag Art)

(from Lunch Bag Art)

April 30, 2009
I want to bang with Zac Efron so bad.

I want to bang with Zac Efron so bad.

April 29, 2009
What’s up with broccoli being like a little tree?
(Overheard at the Kendall theatre)
April 28, 2009
Daaaaaaamn.

Daaaaaaamn.

The Pied Piper was a good musician, wasn’t he?
April 21, 2009
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Asher Roth- I Love College