(Following a brief examination process)
Doctor: Have you been around anyone sick lately?
Eliza: Yeah, my mom had laryngitis last week.
Doctor: Yeah, you might get that.
Doctor: So it looks like you have the flu. It’s a common thing.
Eliza: Yeah… I’ve had it.
Doctor: And it looks like you have about a 40% chance of getting pink eye.
Eliza: Wait, what?
Doctor: Yeah, pink eye. Conjunctivitis. About a 4 in 10 chance.
Eliza: So… Are there warning signs I should watch for for this?
Doctor: Nope.
